NANCY AND me

I woke up very early today. although i'm not an early riser but off late i'm being forced to rise early by NANCY. For past one week since she made her way into my room, she has been sucessful in altering my sleeping habits. one kiss of her on my cheek every morning and i jump out of my bed. Before you guys start making your own conclusions, let me introduce her. Nancy belongs to the royal mosquito family who used to rule my area(historical ref: mosquito and fly museum, corporation garbage bin). she invaded this private space of mine called " bedroom" a week back when my "goodnight" refiller got over. I also discovered that she has also brought in her boyfriend who used to work "night shifts" at the garbage bin in the vicinity of my apartment.

I'm not sleeping alone for past three days. Although,unlike many, i'm being accompanied by two sweaty shirts, a jeans pant, hindu newspapers and a cd pack but accomodating nancy and her boyfriend, streched the limit. so, i decided to do something i seldom do.... "clean my room" and drive the couples away. moreover, i remembered that mom would come back today from her tour. Cleaning room is again a matter of choice. i could find old magazines, priyanka chopra pictures which i've cut two months back from the newspaper and many such things which excited me some point of time or other. unfortunately, i am running out of space in my room. Then i found an address of a gym which i decided to join 2 months back. Suddenly realization crept in and i remembered that i've spent that money on pizzas.

atlast! my room was clean and i realised its actually a bigger room than i thought. however, when mom came back she gave me that "is- this- my -son" look. she was happy her son has finally found something to do, probably a potential bright career opportunity. she is preparing sweets to celebrate the occasion. however she is unaware of the hefty broadband bill which has arrived today and i'm not revealing it to her untill i finish the sweets. By the way i've not driven away nancy and her boyfriend yet. I found that she has identified my bedroom as an ideal mating ground. so, for the moment i'm encouraging them to do stuff which i've only been dreaming and probably get some inspiration. however, the scary part emerges when progenies would learn to kiss me and i heard her parents who work as an hygenic manager in iit canteen's dustbin is planning to visit her. well, i'll keep everybody updated about that. goodbye.